| I started out to write a straight review of Dish | | | | WHERE to get it from, that is. And for that, |
| Network for you, but I did want to mention | | | | you're going to have to click on those links down |
| there's a little secret buried in here about how to | | | | at the bottom. |
| save a ton of money when you order the Dish | | | | Now, Tim has to do things his own way, even |
| service. So pay attention, okay? | | | | when his own way is costlier, more time |
| This review is going to start with a little story | | | | consuming and sometimes just downright stupid. |
| about my buddy Tim. | | | | In fact, he's just about ruined me for trying to |
| Tim is the most stubborn person I've ever | | | | help people. But I believe when you find |
| known. Even when we were kids, I told him about | | | | something good, especially if it saves time and |
| a shortcut he could take through the woods to | | | | money, you should share it with others. That's |
| get from his house to mine a lot faster. Did he | | | | why I included those three links down at the |
| listen? No, he continued to go the long way | | | | bottom. I clicked on dozens of websites about |
| around. | | | | Dish Network (and there are millions online) before |
| I told him not to use the rope swing over the | | | | I landed on those three, and believe me, they are |
| river, the water was down and it would be too | | | | the ONLY ones worth your time. |
| shallow. Did he listen? No, and he spent most of | | | | Now, let's get to that dirty little secret I |
| that summer in a cast from the knee down. | | | | uncovered quite by accident. Some of the |
| Even though I know about his stubborn nature, I | | | | websites you'll go to will bury their best deals on |
| still try to help him out when I can. The most | | | | the inner pages of their websites. A lot of people |
| recent example was when he finally got tired of | | | | don't look beyond the first page or two of details |
| the cable company raising his rates and decided to | | | | and never even see them. While they may think |
| switch to satellite TV. | | | | it makes for good business, it doesn't make |
| Every time I called him, he was scouring the | | | | potential customers very happy. |
| Internet, searching for the best deal and who to | | | | You can stop spinning your wheels and wasting |
| place his order with. I told him about the place I'd | | | | your valuable time by following my advice and |
| found and how easy it was to use. "Do not buy | | | | clicking on the links below. Why, because these |
| Dish Network without checking out this site first," | | | | guys are the ones who spend all day long finding |
| I said. But did he listen? Of course not. I've put | | | | those "secret" pages and keeping on top of the |
| the link at the bottom of this story, so scroll | | | | best deals. That's the only way I was able to find |
| down there and check it out. Hopefully you're | | | | the most current promotions and the simplest |
| smarter than Tim and will take my advice and go | | | | way to order your Dish Network system. |
| there. | | | | Or you can be like Tim, determined to do things |
| Anyway, back to the review of Dish Network. I | | | | your own way and spend days, even weeks, |
| told Tim how I'd already done all the research. I'd | | | | trying to sort through a maze of hype. |
| already learned that Dish Network offers the | | | | Tim called last night. After 3 weeks, I guess he'd |
| most channels for the least amount of money. It | | | | finally had enough, though he'd never admit that |
| could have saved him so much time and | | | | to me. But he did ask, "Hey man, what was that |
| aggravation, if he wasn't such a stubborn SOB. | | | | website you said you found?" He tried to be all |
| If he'd listened to me, he could already be | | | | casual about it, like it didn't matter much, but I |
| enjoying all the movies and sporting events on | | | | knew better. |
| their pay-per-view channels. He could choose from | | | | Don't be like Tim. Listen to someone who's been |
| 200 hours a day of HD programming. He could | | | | there and done it. Just click the links at the end of |
| get an HDTV receiver, a DVR and 4 rooms | | | | this story. You'll be glad you did. |
| installed for NOTHING! It's all free! If you know | | | | |